I was talking with a girl friend of mine.  She was going on and on about a slumber party she recently attended.  She told me about her and her new boyfriend went crazy about the stuff she ordered.  I was shocked.  Here I am the web master and I am thinking about how much women enjoy sex toys solo.  I know that I enjoy them with my lover.  I really didn’t think about other couples indulging themselves.  The light bulb went off and I came home and tore down the site.  It’s a categorical nightmare of a site anyway.  All links and absolutely no freaking content what so ever.  I have many sites about many things.  They all have content!!  This was just a page to make money.

After talking to my friend I realize that this is a horrible idea and a disservice.  I am now going to engage my audience with some damned honesty.  The best part is I’m going to bring my friends to this page to give some good advice!  This sucks…This rocks…That kind of thing.

I spent an hour making the header for this site.  I figure what we will do is discuss the following things:

• Apparel
• Toys (of course)
• Books
• Videos

This forum is going to be great.  I will put a fan page up for it as well so we can hub everything.  Any great ideas will make there way here so non face book people can learn what we all know.  That is…sex is fun!!  Knowledge and inhibitions are a blessing that can be enhanced with discovery.  As I am just a guy looking to keep it fun in my life, I know some of you out there wont stand for a boring, dull sex life.

My Mom (a pretty funny lady) once told me a great joke that actually changed the way I do it.  Here goes.

What’s the difference between a house wife, a prostitute and a mistress?  Answer…A mistress will ask after sex “was it as good for you as it was for me?” The prostitute will say, “Do it again baby you are awesome!!” Finally, the house wife will say, “Beige…The ceiling definitely needs to be beige…(sigh)”

Any ads on the side of the site are authentic.  I hope you will come here often.  Even if you don’t buy anything from me please come by and tell us about what you like.  I’m down for everything.  I think that turning 40 did that to me.  Ha, if I knew then…you know!!??  Any one who wants to contribute but is shy you can email me at jimej@cravinsextoys.com.  You can remain anonymous if you want.  Just don’t hold back.  We are craving excitement in the bed room, park, drive way, gazebo display at a store in Ellicott City Maryland…whoops.